Patierno
a small hobbit like human with oversized gentalia. ball circ-mference equal to a coca cola can. p-n-s size averaging a household fire extinguisher. patierno’s have a keen sense of finding good girls and dating them. later they find out that everyone of these girls is a p-rnstar. patierno’s are incredibly skilled in the art of longboarding. they are all around superhumans. when you meet one always thank them for their role in lord of the rings.
girlscout: you’re soo cute and small!
patierno: thanks you’re soo sweet!
girlscout:-blushes-
patierno:-pulls out anaconda p-n-s-
girlscout: holy sh-t you’re a patierno!
patierno: why yes, yes i am.
girlscout: f-ck me!
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