Patinasexual
this first came to light on a yahoo answers page ent-tled “what do you call people that are s-xually attracted to pans?”
noun: someone that is s-xually attracted to flat or thin objects e.g. a frying pan, a baking pan, the or a tortilla.
see: pans-xual definition #7, objectophilia
noun: someone that is s-xually attracted to a fine layer of some substance over an object; usually, but not limited to, showing age e.g. rust, frost, or someone with a very tight fitting bag over their head/body
see: patina, gerontophilia, serial killer
i didn’t realize jim was a patinas-xual until i saw him f-cking my moms good china plates.
i knew i was a patinas-xual when i had the uncontrollable urge to use a rusty pipe as a d-ld-.
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