patioed


a euphemism for getting drunk on a patio or other outdoor seating area.
person 1: “hey, i thought wendi and randy were coming out tonight?” person 2: “oh, there’s no way they’re making it out tonight; they started day drinking before lunch and are completely patioed.”
refers to the condition or state of excessive drunkenness acquired whilst day-drinking on a patio. origin: 2005, auburn university: sigma alpha epsilon house floating dock & fratio, bodega, & momma g’s deli.
“i thought randy was going to play 18 with us this afternoon?” “randy?! oh, there’s no way he’s making it to the course. he’s patioed.”

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