Patochka


consumer technology products with lackl-ster or outdated design. more often than not these items are bulky and appear to have been conceived and manufactured by the soviets.
man 1: dude, do you have a laptop, i have to show you the new fiat commercial with catrinel menghia?

man 2: it’s in the other room.

man 1: (calling from other room) i don’t see it. where is it?

man 2: right there, on the desk!

man 1: (entering room carrying laptop with two hands) dude, this thing is such a patochka! i thought it was your dad’s old stereo receiver at first.

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