Patriotica
patriotica n. a portmanteu of patriot and erotica. the raging red white and blue b-n-r you get after hearing the national anthem before a baseball game, watching f-22 talons fly over, seeing arlington national cemetary, shooting fireworks on independence day, or seeing a soldier return to his family. this b-n-r is bigger than any one you could get even after railing a line of v–gr- while watching kate upton dance in a bikini. (sorry ladies but you just don’t compare to good old ‘murica) every red blooded american who has experienced this physiological phenomenon knows that america really is the big swinging d-ck of the world. god bless america!
antonyms include: obamania, libtard, occupy wall street.
synonyms include: team america, winning
guy one: man i swear, watching president reagan’s speeches on youtube has been like p-rn to me lately.
guy two: that is some hardcore patriotica! there’s no shame in popping a good old fashioned american woody after watching that! check out his 1964 speech to the rnc!
guy one: -splooge-
liberal: i suck at life so i’m gonna go protest people on wall street who actually made something of their lives and became successful.
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a critical m-ss of us flags, b-mperstickers, yellow ribbons, ect.
dude, check out the patriotica on that pickup truck.
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