Patte du Var
a artistic sculpture in which one or more of the models br–sts are bare/showing. often time these sculptures are made entirely for the personal pleasure of the artist, however in today’s times these seemingly useless displays of eroticism and extortion of the female body go for quite large sums on the black markets of england, america, and the honduras.
also reffered to as a “t-tty sculpture”.
i was watching antiques roadshow today, some lady got a patte du var appraised for $ 15000! it was such a t-tty sculpture!.
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