Pattersoning
when one puts on their best formal tone whilst speaking on the phone, oftern resulting in a higher pitched sound and usually rather different to their normal speaking voice.
rupert: yo k dawg whats going on friday man?
kendall: chillin’ man, might roll a blunt…
“ring ring”
rupert: “h-llo, rupert speaking how can i help you?”
kendall: check out the pattersoning you f-g!
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