patti mayonaise
a s-xual act where the male genitalia is placed inside the b-tthole. an -rg-sm occurs, and the sperm is forced out of the b-tthole. the male then consumes the sperm that is being forced out.
sue: you will never guess what my boyfriend and i did last night!
jenny: you two found a job?
sue: no! he made me patti mayonaise.
jenny: what the h-ll is that?
sue: you really don’t want to know!
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