Pattinson’d
verb: to ‘pattinson’ or ‘robert pattinson’ somebody is the act in which the perpetrator takes hold of the victim’s computer or iphone, searches for a large picture of robert pattinson and loads it up. when the victim regains control over his/her technology they will see a large photo of robert pattinson, staring back at them.
terry returns to the living room and picks up his iphone which he had left unattended with marty
terry: ahhhhhh, dang it!
marty: oh yeah! that’s right! you just got pattinson’d! got up to go to the toilet, came back and bam! who’s there waiting for you!? that’s right.
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