pattish
to be a general mooch by way of never having any money or always having an excuse why their lack of funds is the bank’s fault. a pattish person is generally full of b.s. they will consume any worthwhile items such as food, cigs, cash, etc. when you are not looking.
george: yo people ate all my food and stuff
rob: that’s pretty pattish
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