Pattispazm
the usually vocal and nearly uncontainable sensation of squee or delight at the sight of robert pattinson. sociologically speaking, his proximity to kristen stewart seems to compound the effect.
i just saw a pic of robert pattinson leaving lax and could barely contain my pattispazms.
the crowd erupted in pattispazms so i couldn’t hear robert pattinson’s red carpet interview.
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