pattoning
the act of vomiting at completely inconvenient times. may come while roaming a visitors college campus, or in a car on the way to a baseball game while riding in the middle of the backseat.
luke: “dude, you guys are late!”
danny: “sorry man, we had to stop, rick was pattoning in the car.”
kyle: “did you see the guy with the long hair? he was pattoning while he was walking on campus!”
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