pattronize


verb; “to humor one’s twilight-obsessed friends” who are all gaga over grungy-hunk, sensitive-vampire-dude robert pattinson.
“do you really like robert pattinson?”
“no, but i have to pattronize natalie”
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to humour someone who is obsessed with actor robert pattison, who plays brooding edward cullen in the twilight film adaptation.
“my girlfriend loves that vampire guy, so i have to pattronize her when she rants about him.”
to humor one’s twilight-obsessed friends who are all gaga over grungy-hunk, sensitive-vampire-dude robert pattinson.
obsessed fan: ome! robert pattinson and i are meant to be!!!!! i am so mrs. edward cullen!!!!!!!!!
friend 1: oh god.
friend 2: lets just pattronize her.
to humor one’s twilight-obsessed friends
all the twilight-fan girls are pattronize

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