patty flappers
another name for v-g-n-.
little billy: hey pa, my girlfriend linda said she wants to have “s-x”… what do i do?!
pa: easy son, just pull your little p-ck-r there out and shove it right up her patty flappers. you’ll be just fine.
little billy: thanks pa….for the best
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