Patty Melt


when after having -n-l s-x, the male wipes the residue off his p-n-s between his partner’s cheeks.
the s-x was so dirty last night, i ended up making a patty melt.
1. a sandwich that wanted to be a cheeseburger but lacked the funds.
2. a cheeseburger on toast.
3. a cheeseburger for individuals lacking the proper bread component (ie. a bun).
4. yummy.
bun lacking patty melt
the act of pleasing a woman orally.
he gave her a pattymelt
the act of t-tty-f-cking the empty-pastry-bag-like br–sts an old woman
elizabeth taylor was so hot. i wanted to give her the patty melt for years…too bad she died.

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