patty party
a rager that has at least one patty in attendance, preferably two or more. at least one person must hit epstatus, which consists of the following: not being able to stand/walk, peeing in bushes, collapsing to the ground, or randomly stripping.
i got slammed at the patty party last night.
did you see that girl at the patty party? she was so epstatus she was peeing in bushes.
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