Paul Daniels
when having s-x with someone doggy style you pull out and spit on their back so they think you’ve came.
then when they turn round you c-m in their face and shout “that’s magic!”
see also one-eyed angry pirate
man 1: the gf got to see a magician last night
man 2: oh yeah who did she see?
man 1: paul daniels 😉
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