Paulie


the end result of a co-worker spraying the back of the toliet bowl with liquid sh-t. the spray trajectory is usually considered not humanly possible.
man, who did a paulie in the executive cr-pper? you should see the spray of sh-t on the back of the bowl.
paulie is a super amazing friend. she’ll always be there for you, no matter what. she’s the sweetest person in the whole world. she’s very unique, creative, smart, and funny.
she’s also absolutely beautiful. she doesn’t need makeup or anything, she has natural beauty.
she can be very silly at times, and it’s really fun to talk to her while she’s being silly. she’s so good at making people laugh/feel better.
paulie doesn’t always realize what a great person she is, so if you know someone named paulie, try your best to make her feel special. she deserves it.
samantha: hey, paulie, did you know you’re a great friend?
paulie: no…?
samantha: well, you are!
derived from the original name anthony, the person with this name is the most charming and irresistible person you’ve ever met. one look in this persons eyes and you’ll find your self falling for him. you could be at your worst, and this person helps you back up.
i shared some of my cheerios with paulie cause he’s the love of my life.
referring to a student/ alum of the elite boarding school st. paul’s school. they have many of their own word, so never try to join into a conversation unless invited.
hey were my paulies at?
a venereal wart at the tip of your p-n-s.
hand me that razor blade, i need to scr-pe off this paulie from the tip of my p-n-s.
an adjective used to describe someone who’s ‘smalltime'(1), someone who’s small in stature(2) or something that’s small in dimension(3).
(1)he’s a paulie pimp/dopedealer.
(2)joe the baker is a real fat paulie.
(3)a paulie slice of pizza.
1. a water-logged buffalo, usually found near a water cooler during a football game.

2. occasionally found with pants around his ancles f-cking fat chicks.

3. regualrly is set up on dates with men by their grandmothers.
1. coach: “hey paulie! what’re you doing over there? look at you, you’re already water-logged, you buffalo! didn’t i tell you to stay away from the water cooler during football games!?!”

2. don’t ask… we have pictures…

3. old woman: “maybe he’s not interrested in helping me… i should set him up with my grandson… great match!!!”

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