Paulspeak
a language invented by paulo embry
here’s a sample
jungily gym—-jungle gym
stick with the pr-ngs—–forks
stick with a bowl—–spoons
ice lolly——popsicle
warm fuzzy——-wolf coat
chompy chompy——tooth
sammay—–sam, paul’s cult leader
somethin’ somethin’—–s-x
oil cittay——-oil city, paul’s hometown now
naughty—–sl-tty
lee-lee——-leah, paul’s only “female” friend
archay—archie click, paul’s halfway-straight friend
chitty chitty—–shapeshifting
one piece suit——human form
qhrs—-where paul graduated his senoir year of eighth grade
paul: “now, me and archay are gonna chitty-chitty into our warm fuzzies in oil cittay.”
phil: “you me you and archie are going to shape shift into wolves in oil city?”
paul: “please p-ss the stick with the pr-ngs.”
sam: “you mean forks?”
paul: “no, stick with the pr-ngy-pr-ngies.”
sam: “it’s forks.”
paul: “no, it’s stick with the pr-ngy-pr-ngies.”
sam: “paul….it’s forks.”
paul: “stick with the——”
archie: “it’s no use when he’s using paulspeak.”
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