Paulthon
a monkey-looking asian with gl-sses. makes funny faces when he exerts any amount of energy. paulthon’s mating call is most likely to be the following: “f-ck you regggggie!!!!”…..or ” why you so bonnnny!?!!”…or the ever popular “like a sammmm bodeeeeee”. paulthons are not compatible with reggies so don’t keep two in the same container. don’t feed after midnight.
what a paulthon
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