Pause-And-Wank
1.the act of pausing a movie at a section, or chapter that is s-xually pleasing to the viewer and masturbating to whatever is paused on the screen.
2.the act of pausing a movie that is not intended to be s-xual or p-rnographic( ex: the little mirmaid, the cannonball run, and t-tanic)at a section the viewer does find s-xual or p-rnographic and masturbating to what is on screen
“dude, when i was younger and i couldn’t get my hands on p-rn, i used to pause-and-w-nk to my parent’s copy of t-tanic…you know, the part where rose is naked on the couch”
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