pavement sample
a sophisticated / pc way to describe getting so drunk that you actually fell down and skinned your knees or chin.
friend 1- dude, you were pretty drunk last night. did you fall down while leaving the bar.
drunkard- yeah, i took a pavement sample and ruined my pants. i should have quit when the room started to spin.
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