Pavement Testimony


that fine piece of oratory that can be delivered only by one who has had a pint.

the expression of one’s drunkenness through the medium of regurgitation.
luke: so how was quinn’s birthday? did he get lashed?

fred: h-ll yeah, he really had a pint – he’d given his pavement testimony by half ten!

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