Pavlov’s Dick
a condition where, after receiving an unexpected, late night text from a girl you have f-cked in the past, you get an instant b-n-r in antic-p-tion of whats about to go down
aj: “d-mn, i really gotta start studyin for this test”
–phone buzzes—
text from nikki: “heyy what r u doing??”
–pavlov’s d-ck–
1 more definition
a medical condition where you get an erection every time you hear a bell ring.
stop calling me. i have pavlov’s d-ck.
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