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the show on history channel that when you tell people about it they say “wait, what?”. thinking that you say p-rn stars.
me: “hey can i have the remote? p-wn stars is coming on”
person: “hold on, what show?”
me: “p-wn stars”
person: “oh nevermind”
a show on the history channel depicting the gold & silver p-wn shop in las vegas, nevada. the characters are: rick harrison (bald dude, co-owner), his father “old man” (older guy with incoherent speech at times, co-owner), rick’s son corey (heavyset younger guy), and corey’s friend “chumlee” (notorious for being a mega moron, but is a fan favorite because of his screw-ups).

even though it is a p-wn shop, the show is renowned for how badly these guys rip people off for their stuff! the deals are just unbelievably bad. you’d get more at a yard sale or flea market.
at the p-wn stars ranch:
rick: “you got the original declaration of independence with pure gold trim around the frame?

i can do like 10 bucks.”

-and-

chumlee: “duuuuuuuuuuuuuhbbb… gib ya like forty five fousand dollaz for that paper aiprlane?”
a tv show on the history channel where people get ripped off on the stuff they want to sell.
typical p-wn stars moment:

bob: i have the cross that jesus died on.

rick harrison: you have the cross that jesus died on, i’ll give you 5 bucks.

bob: f-ck you
the act of low-balling or being low balled for sh-t that is worth lots of money. usually paying or getting paid 4 to 100 times less than the item being bought is worth.
dude: i’m trying to get rid of my car. blue book says its worth $2500.what will you give me for it?

salesman: i will give you $25.

dude: dude, dont p-wnstar me.
1. (noun) a scripted show featuring a bald grease ball scam artist with the rest of his overweight gang. they’re known for using one of two techniques to low ball every customer: if it’s not very valuable, tell them it’s not very valuable and no one else will buy it. occasionally, laugh at their asking price to humiliate them. if it’s very valuable, tell them they gotta make a profit
and then laugh their way down to a completely unfair price. also infamous for their terrible morals and scripted jokes.

2. (verb) to rip someone off.
1. “so today, someone came in with what i confirmed to be among the possessions of jesus christ that show high possibility of the existence of g-d. it was super cool, and i needed to get it off him.”

nick: “so i’d like $80,000,000”
rick: “yeah sorry best i can do is $10, i mean, i gotta make a profit”
nick: “that’s a little low”
rick: “no one else will buy it buddy”

“i was super b-mmed i couldn’t get the deal, but maybe he’ll come back knowing no one else will buy it.”

p-wn stars
a bullsh-t show thats about some bald d-ckhead who owns a p-wn shop in las vegas. he rips people off so badly. and when he does buy the sh-t, he cant sell it because the price is so high and far up his -ss that hes probably r-t-rded by now
person 1: i love p-wn stars!

person 2: that show’s f-cking gay