pawschwitz
an inhumane euthanasia camp for beloved pets and endangered animals. just like the ancient romans, violent americans pay top dollar to observe the carnage. first, pawschwitz employees diligently abduct these innocent critters using tranquilizer guns and sometimes giant nets. subsequently, they design and manufacture innovative and elaborate death traps that are somewhat reminiscent of the saw franchise. for example, in one particularly t-tillating execution, a pregnant chihuahua was kidnapped and gave birth immediately before its ruthless demise. after birthing a litter of puppies, the mother dog invariably lovingly eats her own placenta so that her adorable babies don’t suffocate on it.
pawschwitz, its like disneyland for puppyf-ckers.
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