Pawtistic
a dog or cat who is a little bit “slow”, distracted, or socially awkward.
“your dog seems a little off today, he is trying to drink out of the toilet even though the lid is down!”
naw… he is just a little pawtistic sometimes, he will snap out of it if you offer him a treat!
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