pawts
on craigslist in the providence rant and rave section, some guy who types in ebonics on how the “pawts”, will eventually rule the universe and how awesome the pawts are. he talks trash about providence and about an issue everyone is talking about and draws really funny pictures of himself with a 14″ taint and a d-ck longer than a cobra. he does it in a really funny way. his posts are also in all caps and he types the way a typical ghetto b-st-rd would speak. the only thing worth reading in the r&r section these days, where the rest is dumb pr-cks on boring bullsh-t politcal issues like racism and immigration flaming one another as if their post will make any difference whatsoever. see funny as f-ck.
always ends his post with go pawts! or go muddalubbin’ pawts!
pawts is the only reason i still read the r&r section on the providence craigslist.
slang for “patriots” as in “new england patriots”. used only by idiotic new england natives who, because of there stupid accents, can’t sat “pats”.
the pawts are gahnna pawk theyah cahs in the hahvahd yahd. b-tches.
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