Pay God


g-d pays debts set up by anyone.

in other terms:
you don’t need to pay for anything. you’re just telling them g-d will pay them back a.k.a. you won’t pay them back yourself.

origin of pay g-d: paga dios (used in buenos aires, argentina)
these are several “pay g-d” moments:

-you ask someone that you owe money to if they believe in g-d. when they reply you say cause g-d pays n-gg-. and you dip.

-you sit in a restaurant and ask the waiter for the check and when he goes to print it out, you run out.

-you ask a cab to drop you off a block before your destination, and you run out.

-you’re having drinks with a girl in the bar and she thinks the check is on you and when she asks who pays you say g-d pays and you peace out.

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