PayByPenis


a new kind of payment method brought to you by the same guys that brought you “paybyphone” and “paybycash”.

it involves giving s-x to a special individual which pays the money to the paybyp-n-s ltd. there’s a very simple formula calculated for how many minutes of s-x is needed for a certain ammount of money.
length of p-n-s in inches= minutes for 20 dollars.
“d-mn, i’m out of cash. and i that so badly wants world of warcraft!”
“don’t worry, try paybyp-n-s(tm)”

Read Also:

  • payroller

    someone who administrates a payroll i work in hr but he/she’s a payroller worker in the busy payroll environment i work in hr but he’s a payroller.

  • Shaniqua Fingers

    shaniqua fingers are usually given when something is proven, when one believes the other is wrong. besides denial, they can be used in demands and confrontation. the action is open to all races, ethnicities and nationalities. the gesture consists of a few steps: 1. bring left hand up to right side of face, anywhere from […]

  • shannonpham

    guy code for a chick with bad teeth who sleeps with married men and has been known to lick a box now and then dude, that chick is totally shannonpham, look at the teeth.

  • shedude

    a crossdresser… also known as a heb-tch, sh-m-l- or the commonly known trans-xual… holy sh-t, look at that shedude, she has big knockers and a hude d-ck…

  • too quick click

    what happens when the back arrow of the desired internet browser doesn’t work. it’s too late to k.i.s.s. because you already made your decision. now you have to retrace your line of thought. 1.) i did a too quick click and tried to use the back arrow only to find my previous page was untraceable. […]


Disclaimer: PayByPenis definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.