PBVS- Phantom Butt Vibration Syndrome


the frequent sensation that your phone is vibrating in your back pocket when, in fact, it is not. this is usually -ssociated with shifting internal gas or the antic-p-tion of a booty text.
todd texted me the “what’s up” and we hooked up the other week, but since then, nothin. i ‘ve developed a bad case of pbvs- phantom b-tt vibration syndrome.

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