peado
peado: a person who enjoys a good bit off young.
when defending yourself in a court of law against being a child rapist/ peado do not:
gain an erection when the story of the crime is being read out.
say: how did he know it was me… i was wearing a balaclaver!
well if putting my p-n-s inside a young child makes me a child malestorer, than im guilty.
or:
and i put it to you sir… that child was s-xy!
a person (usually male) who goes for young children for s-xual needs. they seduce them over the internet usually and get them to do things they want.
“whos your new bird then louie??” askes liam “shes danielle. shes 12 years old and ready for the picken'” replies louie “you are rather sick, being 17, don’t you think that makes you a peado?” “no” replies louie “younger girls always go for older men, so i think i’m doing them a favour” “sick b-st-rd” replies liam
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