Peaksies
the ultimate game of chance. in this game two bro’s filter into a closet, turn the light on and shut the door. next, both bro’s pull their respective p-n-s’s out of their pants. at this point the bro’s stand facing each other with their hands on each others shoulders. now, while staring deep into each others eyes the object becomes to force yourself to -j-c-l-t- without touching your unit. only the finest warriors will achieve the desired result. if not, then they chose poorly…
dude, so last night jimmy and i decided to play peaksies. either he or i won, depending on who you claim to be the true winner.
are you bro’s heading over for tonight’s peaksies championships?
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