Peanut Butter and Jealousy Sandwich
when you are stuck between two people that want you and consequently hate each other.
dude: “oh, man… is that karen??”
bro: “woops… yea… she totally just saw me with steph!”
steph: “who’s karen???”
dude: “wow… well, i hope you enjoy your peanut b-tter and jealousy sandwich.”
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when you yourself are stuck between two people that want you (be it s-xually, emotionally, for a relationship, or simply due to territorial instinct), and consequently hate each other.
works for either two women jealous of the other for being around one guy, or vice versa.
dude: “oh, man… is that karen??”
bro: “woops… yea… she totally just saw me with steph!”
steph: “who’s karen???”
dude: “wow… well, i hope you enjoy your peanut b-tter and jealousy sandwich.”
when you yourself are stuck between two people that want you (be it s-xually, emotionally, for a relationship, or simply due to territorial instinct), and consequently hate each other.
dude: “oh, man… is that karen??”
bro: “woops… yea… she totally just saw me with steph!”
steph: “who’s karen???”
dude: “wow… well, i hope you enjoy your peanut b-tter and jealousy sandwich.”
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