peanut butter in the carpet
after a particularly greasy, oily, and runny dump, you realize you are out of toilet paper. having no choice, you pull up your pants and head off to work with t-rds and the like all intertwined with your b-tt hair thus giving the appearance of peanut b-tter in the carpet.
my girlfriend puked last night in the middle of my bj. turned out she found some peanut b-tter in the carpet.
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