Peanut Butter Shuffle
when you are finished taking a dump, but there isn’t anything you can use to wipe nearby, and you waddle cheeks spread to find toilet paper.
guy 1: what is he doing?
guy 2: ha! the peanut b-tter shuffle! i made sure to take all the paper out of the bathroom.
guy 1: that’s sick dude…
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