peanut fairy
a whimsical pixie-like creature that flies around on most afternoons salting people’s unsalted nuts. no one knows why or how the peanut fairies do what they do – most don’t wish to know. some consider it a blessing from the g-ds themselves. others find it to be a naughty, mischievous act. either way, the peanut fairies are real and here to stay as they live exponentially longer than humans.
these peanuts were just harvested yesterday – how are they so salty already? ouuuu that d-mn peanut fairy got me again!
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