peanut licker


an adjective referring to a person who is seeking favor by going out of the way to please the object of their desire.

an adjective referring to someone who licks the p-n-s of someone he or she wishes to please.

see also brown noser, apple polisher, c-ck sucker, -rs- licker, or d-ck licker.
1. that guy wants a promotion so bad he’s a real peanut licker.

2. dwight really wants to be the manager of the scranton office. hes a real peanut licker.

3. how many licks does it take to get to the middle of a peanut? ask holly, she’s a real peanut licker.

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