Peanut Melon


a peanut melon is formed when you take a watermelon and slather peanut b-tter all over it. when that is done you (the troublesome neighborhood kids) run to a neighbor’s porch, drop the melon, and run. this is very entertaining when on video. everyone has a different reaction but if they go back inside quickly retrieve the melon and run for your life to the next house.
the applebee’s appeared awkward and confused when they found a fresh peanut melon on their front porch.

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