pearly gates
when you pull out of the v-g-n- a bit too late and -j-c-l-t- on the v-g-n- itself.
dave was drunk, and a bit too slow to pull out, he left her with pearly gates.
dave: ” i hope she didn’t get pregnant, i left with pearly gates last night.”
sean: “that sucks.”
another term for v-g-n-.
joe knew he was in heaven after penetrating the pearly gates.
the gates that traditionally close off heaven, if you believe in heaven as being a physical location and that it would require gates in the first place. the pearly gates are manned by saint peter, the discipline of jesus who was the first leader of the christian church.
when i died, saint peter stopped me at the pearly gates and told me i couldn’t come in because they had a dress code.
the lips and hood of a pierced v-g-n-. when there’s a piercing in there you see it like a pearl when you open them up.
misty opened her pearly gates to show off her p-ssy piercing.
defines the gates (religious connotations) through which those souls of high virtue can p-ss once their bodily host deceases and they are admitted by st peter.
a whole bunch of people died and came to heaven. they met saint peter at the pearly gates, and he directed them to a large tour bus behind them.
“come on folks,” he smiled, “it’s time for your first tour around heaven.”
so they all got on the bus, and saint peter was pointing out the sights as they went by. they came to a large, 12-foot tall brick wall, and he stopped the bus.
“now, i’m going to ask you all to be very quiet as we go past this wall,” saint peter said. all the people grudgingly complied, and they drove past the long, blank wall. when they got to the other side, someone asked:
“saint peter, why did we have to be quiet while going past that wall?”
“oh,” he laughed, “that’s where all the catholics are. they still think they’re the only people up here.”
n. when a person removes their dentures and performs a bl-w j-b.
she popped her teeth out and put my c-ck through her pearly gates.
the place you need to go through to get to heaven.
i hopped the pearly gates and got sent to h-ll.
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