pearly shit


some time after -n-l s-x when you have dumped your load in the recievers -rs-…she/he crawls up onto your chest, squats and crimps out a pearly sh-t.
“my new girlfriend is into some really freaky sh-t….last night she sat on my chest and did a nasty little pearly sh-t!”

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