Peaslee


a fat, hairy, gnome-like old person who typically urinates themselves hence the name “peas”lee. they tend to have characteristics of the yeti. likes to call young boys donna when they don’t have its hear-aids in. they also tend to roll their car 5 times when falling asleep while driving. you know when they are approaching by the “darth vader” sound they make when they breathe.
why are you being such a peaslee?

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