Pech Kiss


a pech kiss refers to the action of violently slamming one’s face/lips into an area of hard ground, possibly after a skate-boarding accident or football tackle. sometimes abbreviated “pechkis”.

(“pech” is most likely a horribly lame reference to the stone-people race in dungeons and dragons)
that horrible quarter-back just pulled a serious pech kiss.

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