pecker ripper
this is an unfortunate happening when you are receiving a bl-wj-b from a chick that has braces and the metal rips the skin- hence a ‘p-ck-r ripper’
–johnny is getting his c-ck sucked by a piece of jailbait
johnny – woah you are really good, the metal is an extra bonus!
chick – mmmfff..
johnny – wait it’s getting caught on metal.. augghhh!!
hospital nurse – i guess johnny got a p-ck-r ripper
pulls out a bl–dy d-ck
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