Pecuniary Tract Disorder
1. a pre-s-xually transmitted disease which causes financial incontinence in males during the courting process.
2.to p-ss money away, in an attempt to get laid.
symptoms usually subside once the target has made her intentions known one way or the other, although ptd can persist into long term relationships, usually resulting in bankruptcy.
fred: how did your date go last night, did you get any?
john: nothing! and i spent a heap of cash trying to impress her!
fred: ha-ha, the only thing anyone ever gets from her is a case or pecuniary tract disorder.
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