pedantosaur
(puh-dan-toe-sore)
-noun
the precocious and pedantic use of esoteric words in a conceited, scholarly manner. the words are dropped into a conversation so frequently that they cannot be ignored, thus giving the speaker additional undeserved attention and perpetuating the cycle.
“i couldn’t understand a word he said. i stopped listening to that narcissistic pedantosaur over an hour ago.”
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