Pedastache


noun; a thick mustache belonging to an individual who is either a pedaphile or looks like a pedaphile. this mustache is the only facial hair present on the individual. sometimes mistaken for a “p-rnstache.”
that guy with the pedastache staring at those children is scaring me.

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