Pedigree chums
someone whom you share a common sense of (humour) with, whether it’s been months or even years can still be able to pick up where you left off and have that same (banter).
person a- “that sh-lley seems a right good (laugh).”
person b- “aye, she’s a proper pedigree chum”
best friends, often used sarcastically to emphasize the weakness of a relationship.
“you’re on thin ice my pedigree chums and i shall be under it when it breaks”- brick top- sn-tch
the floating remnants of a particularly large and buoyant panful of excrement. as a defense mechanism, the faeces disperse into smaller chunks when the flush is deployed, surviving to haunt the bowl for the next unfortunate soul to encounter.
simon: who was last in the toilet?
chris: why?
simon: there’s a load of pedigree chum floating around the bowl.
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