Pedo Pong


a game in which 3 or 4 plastic or styrofoam cups are set up a distance away. the object of the game is to try and bounce candy into the said cups. once an individual gets a candy into the cup, they win a child. this child is called the ‘golden child’ is renowned throughout the lands of pedo pong players every where.
ted “hey i bet i’ll school you in a game of pedo pong”
herbert the pervert “aww h-ll naw, imma whoop yo -ss up and down these halls”
ted “we’ll see who comes home with the golden child!”

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