Pedocookie
pedocookie: pedocookies are used to lure children into white vans. similar to the candy trick but its better ;). they were taught to avoid white van, creepy man with candy combo! not white van, creepy man with pedocookie.
1. timmy nibbled on his pedocookie happily as he was dragged into the van.
2. i offered brittany a pedocookie while coaxing her foolish self into the van.
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